Friday, January 16, 2015

Consider the Shared Universe Part III: DC


Day 3 of my shared universe series is upon us! After two days of Marvel, it's time to focus on their Distinguished Competition. In the past, DC has relied solely on Superman and Batman films to keep themselves afloat. And for awhile that was fine, considering Supes and Bats were the two most iconic heroes out there. With the rest of DC's stable untested, Warner Brothers was fine with keeping them the subject of various animated films and shows.

But in this new post-Avengers age, it's been proven that people will flock to any B or C-list superhero as long as they're handled well. Look at what Marvel did with Guardians versus DC's Green Lantern flop. When it comes to bringing their non-Superman and Batman heroes to life, DC doesn't have a great track record. But with this new initiative to bring DC's roster of heroes to the screen, we may finally be seeing signs of major shake-ups in how Warner Brothers conducts one of their most lucrative properties. 

The Story So Far: In regards to this DC Cinematic Universe that WB is constructing, the only canononical entry is Man of Steel. Beforehand, WB released five Superman films and seven Batman films (not counting animation). None of those films are canon to this new universe, nor is the 2011 Green Lantern film, nor the expanding DC TV universe of Arrow and The Flash. Off the backs of MoS, Warner Brothers plans to release ten more films from 2016 to 2020, with more solo Superman and Batman films following that slate. 

Predictions


Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 25, 2016)- Complicated title aside, this film is on everybody's radar for 2016. While the subtitle and casting decisions point to a Justice League origin story, I'm inclined to think this is actually a clear cut Man of Steel sequel with Batman as a major supporting character. The other heroes are glorified cameos, meant to establish their existence. And while it's a long shot, it's perfectly possible for these heroes to come together as a proto-Justice League before the credits role. And as to the rumor that the film is secretly going to be released in two parts to cover everything, I'm not entertaining that thought until it's proven. As of now, BvS is still one film, so I'm treating it as such. Based on the official casting, minor spoilers from production photos, and the announced film slate (with some likely correct Internet rumors thrown in), here's my prediction. 

Zod's invasion in MoS has turned most of the public against Superman. Lex Luthor is turning the media against him, making him out to be a menace. Bruce Wayne, while hating Luthor, agrees with his stance that Supes is dangerous after personally witnessing the fallout of the battle. Superman's presence has caused other superhumans in hiding to reveal themselves. Among them are Diana, princess and ambassador of the Amazons, and Orin, king of Atlantis. Clark uses his pull at the Planet to investigate reports of other metas, and becomes particularly fascinated by the urban legend of the Batman. When Clark holds a meeting with Diana and Orin to discuss the growing superhuman population, Luthor secretly records it and leaks it to the press. This causes a mass panic, as the people believe Superman will lead an alliance of superhumans against humanity.

Afraid of permanently losing the public's respect, Supes tries to help break up a border dispute between two Middle Eastern countries. His presence only escalates the tension, and Supes is forced by the government to back down. Realizing he is beyond control, the gov. asks Luthor to deal with the Superman problem. Clark goes to Gotham to cover the Gotham vs. Metropolis football game (Victor Stone, the future Cyborg, is QB for Metropolis). He uses the opportunity to gather evidence for his Batman story, and interviews Bruce Wayne. Wayne, who's studied every scrap of Superman footage, deduces Clark is Supes. He promises Clark an exclusive interview with the Batman, and uses the meeting to spring his knowledge of Supes' identity on him. Bruce antagonizes Clark into attacking him. Supes wins the fight but flees in shame when he sees Batman is mortal.

Luthor deduces that Wayne funds the Batman and gives Wayne kryptonite, which he harnessed from the terraformed section of the Indian Ocean. Armed with kryptonite and a mech suit, Bats challenges Supes to a rematch in Gotham. Bats wins and beats Supes to near death. Seeing the humanity in Clark for the first time, Bats realizes Luthor's played them against each other. Luthor unleashes Doomsday, a flawed Kryptonian cloned from a salvaged Genesis chamber. Vic Stone is severely injured in the wreckage. Supes and Bats team up to fight Doomsday, but are too weakened from their earlier battle. Diana and Orin show up to help, and manage to put down the creature without severe human casualties. Supes seems to die, but ends up surviving. Supes and Bats voice their respect for each other, and agree with Diana and Orin to team up in times of crisis. Supes becomes a hero in the eyes of the public, with a statue made of him.


Suicide Squad (August 5, 2016)- Boy did this film jump on everyone's radar. Thanks to an all-star cast portraying key DC villains, this film is set to expand the DCCU in enormous ways. I don't have any major predictions plotwise for this film, but here's my best guess. We definitely know that Amanda Waller assembles the Squad, led by Rick Flagg, and including Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, Enchantress, and Harley Quinn. We also know Joker's involved. My guess is Quinn is needed to help the team fight the Joker, but is conflicted whether to betray the team for him. I'm also thinking Lex Luthor will get wrapped up in the plot, which is part of a larger conspiracy involving the coming of Brainiac.


Wonder Woman (June 23, 2017)- While a persistent rumor says this film is set in the 1920s, with sequels exploring WWII and modern day, there's no real evidence to support that. The producers have confirmed Diana is the daughter of Zeus, meaning this is most likely based on the New 52 run. In accordance with that, I'd like to see a film set after BvS that heavily focuses on Greek mythology. My personal theory sees Diana return to Themyscira to find her home torn apart by civil war. Ares, the war god, has empowered the sorceress Circe to declare war against Diana's mother, Queen Hippolyta.

Circe takes one of Diana's close friends, Barbara, and turns her into her servant Cheetah. Diana learns that should Circe's rebellious Amazons win the war, they will open the gate to Tartarus and give Ares an army with which to overthrow Zeus on Mt. Olympus. Diana is conflicted over whether to side with her mother and father, or her brother and best friend. She relives her origin via flashbacks to remember her roots, and decide whether humanity is ultimately worth saving or if she should give it all up for a chance at godhood. By film's end, Diana learns of the presence of an evil "New God", who is preparing to attack humanity.


Justice League Part I (November 17, 2017)- For the first part of DC's epic team up, I'm predicting that this'll be the first we see of Ezra Miller's Flash and Ray Fisher in full Cyborg mode. They will be introduced as younger, rookie type heroes who team with Supes, Bats, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman to combat Brainiac, who Diana belives is the "New God" she was warned about. The Justice League is officially formed to fight Brainiac, who is summoned to Earth by the same signal from the Fortress that summoned Zod.

Brainiac teams with Luthor and possibly other villains to form the Legion of Doom. One of Brainiac's drones is captured by Vic Stone's father, Dr. Silas Stone, and used to turn Vic into Cyborg. Vic becomes a major asset in the battle against Brainiac and the Legion. After defeating Brainiac and Luthor, the team is visited by Green Lantern Hal Jordan, who tells them that a bigger threat is coming: Darkseid, the true New God. This was heavily rumored awhile back, and I'm inclined to believe it as it's the perfect excuse to take time recasting GL properly, while giving Brainiac his due as a JL villain and saving Darkseid, the bigger threat, for a later film.


The Flash (March 23, 2018)- It seems weird speculating on this film when the Flash TV show is doing such a good job with the mythos. If I had to guess, I'd say this film will deal with the origin either in an opening montage or flashbacks, and have the Scarlet Speedster either fight Captain Cold and the Rogues or Reverse-Flash. Yes, those villains are also on the show, but it'd be cool to see how a film version with big budget effects does it. Given Miller's age, maybe having him be Wally West would be better, as it would differentiate him from Grant Gustin's Barry Allan on the show. Wally worked great as the Flash of the Justice League cartoon, so it's not completely unheard of.


Aquaman (July 27, 2018)- Since Jason Momoa has been confirmed for the character, I expect the DCCU version of Orin/Arthur Curry to be quite the badass. For his film, I'd also base it heavily off the New 52 run. We'd do flashbacks for the origin again, and focus on Arthur/Orin dealing with the responsibilities of leading an underwater kingdom. Arthur's half brother Prince Orm is the main villain, with Black Manta and the Trench as side villains.

A partial adaptation of the "Throne of Atlantis" arc would be great, where Arthur abdicates the throne and Orm takes the opportunity to lead an invasion of the surface. Arthur's relationship with Mera should obviously be explored. Personally, I'd love if the film also took some influence from the '90s version and have Arthur lose a hand, replacing it with a hook or harpoon head. You know, for extra badassery. Also, Kaldur'ahm, the new Aqualad from the Young Justice cartoon, should be involved, because reasons.


Shazam (April 5, 2019)- Aside from Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock aka The Scorpion King playing Black Adam, we know nothing of this film. It is said to have a lighter tone than the other films, meaning it may be more childish to reflect the age of the main character. This should obviously be an origin story, showing how Billy Batson is chosen by the wizard Shazam to become his new champion. Billy must fight the old champion, Black Adam, when he awakens to destroy the world as vengeance for an ancient betrayal. Johnson's described Black Adam as an "antihero", so we'll probably get a more sympathetic version of the character.


Justice League Part II (June 14, 2019)- The League takes on Shazam and Green Latnern as new members in their fight against the New God Darkseid, who comes to destroy Earth with an army of Parademons. Personally, I'd like to see Martian Manhunter and the Hawks (at least Hawkgirl) added as well, as alien refugees whose planets were ravaged by Darkseid. We have no evidence for this, obviously, but it would be nice to see. Darkseid should definitely be the villain though.


Cyborg (April 3, 2020)- I'm not knocking Cyborg as a character, but let's face it: he's not deserving of his own film. He just doesn't have a lot of personal story arcs to carry a film franchise. While the New 52 made him a Justice League founder, I and many others knew him as a Teen Titan. I personally think this film is secretly a Teen Titans movie, with Cyborg as the leader, founder, and main character. If that's the case, a line-up of Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire would be great, along with some version of Robin or Nightwing. Deathstroke should be the villain, maybe alongside Terra to do the betrayal storyline from the cartoon and "Judas Contract" comics arc. Here's hoping.


Green Lantern (June 19, 2020)- For the last confirmed film on the DCCU slate, we finally get a new Green Latnern movie. Hal Jordan should be redeemed from his last film, but if they use the movie as an excuse to introduce the other Earth Lanterns, like Kyle Rayner or (especially) John Stewart, that would be great. Sinestro should be the villain, and maybe go the whole nine yards and do the Sinestro Corps storyline. If Kyle or John becomes Hal's student, it would create a unique dynamic of Hal training a partner while fighting his old mentor. The film should definitely be a full on space opera, with almost no time on Earth. If the 2011 film taught us anything, it's how not to make a good GL film. DC should at the very least learn what didn't work, and adjust things accordingly.


The Future- Beyond these films, we know more solo films for Bats and Supes are coming. In addition, Guillermo Del Toro is working on his Dark Universe film, which would adapt "Justice League Dark" and include the DCU's magical characters like John Constantine, Zatanna, Deadman, and Swamp Thing. Obviously I'd like that film to be made, to build more on the magic side of the DCCU. As for future Supes and Bats films, I have a few ideas. Solo Superman movies should introduce Supergirl, and maybe Cyborg Superman as a villain. Since the DCCU Batman is older, any solo Batman films should (in my opinion) introduce Terry McGuiness and do Batman Beyond. If DC wants prequels set before BvS, then films adapting the "Court of Owls," "Death in the Family/Red Hood," or "Hush" comic arcs would be great to see.

Also, I think a third Justice League film should adapt "Crisis on Infinite Earths", with the GL film teasing Anti-Monitor. With such a huge event, it would allow DC to incorporate characters from throughout the multiverse, including the Michael Keaton, Christian Bale, and Adam West Batmans, the Smallville and Reeve/ Superman Returns' Supermans, and the Arrow and Flash universe. As part of the build up, WB could even make films adapting key Elseworlds tales, like "Kingdom Come," "All-Star Superman," "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?," "Red Son," and "Gotham by Gaslight," among others. My only justification for this theory: Geoff Johns namedropping the multiverse to explain seperate TV and film canons. By acknowledging previous, unrelated films and shows and allowing for films outside of a shared universe, DC would actually have a leg up over the continuity-heavy Marvel.


Can It Work? Based on the announced film slate, DC is obviously approaching the shared universe concept differently than Marvel. While there will ultimately be four films leading into the first Justice League, most of them will be standalone films that probably won't have much bearing on that film's plot. BvS will probably be doing most of the world-building, which will be debated up until the film's release. Will BvS be another Iron Man 2 or Amazing Spider-Man 2, stuffing in characters and plots to help set up a universe? Only time will tell.

While most people think Marvel's way is the only way, I applaud DC for taking a somewhat different approach. The world building is coming in a huge team-up film instead of a solo movie, and the solo movies seem more like standalone spinoffs then essential jigsaw pieces in a larger story. The larger team ups are coming earlier, to sell the characters before their own movies flesh them out. It seems like DC is literally reverse engineering the Marvel method, but we won't know how well it'll work until BvS comes out. The key to success is, as always, to make quality films. If the films offer a satisfying standalone experience with characters people can root for, then team ups followed by spinoffs has a lot of potential to work.

However, there is an inherent risk with this method. If BvS bombs or underperforms, then the entire DCCU film slate is scrapped. It's great to see Warner Brothers finally showing faith in their lesser DC properties, but that faith will vanish if they don't test well in the BvS flick. That's where a potential Multiverse concept could come in handy. With parallel universes, all previous superhero films and shows not in the same universe could still "count." You could make whatever standalone stories you want and not worry about whether things are connected. Instead of a shared universe, you do a shared multiverse, with interdimensional crossovers.

That has a lot of potential to work, but the spinoff method seems to be what DC is adopting for the forseeable future. As it is, this could work, but it's very dependent on the popularity of one film to find success. Marvel's formula allows them to keep going even if one film flops. So even though the success of this method could kickstart a new way of approaching the shared universe concept, its untested viability could ultimately doom it to failure. We'll see come 2016. Until then, let's turn our focus to a "shared universe" that's entirely lost its potential to be one: Sony's Amazing Spider-Man franchise. Tomorrow we'll explore that tangled web, so today we'll say adeu to the (potential) DCCU. 

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Consider the Shared Universe Part II: X-Men/Fantastic Four


Marvel may be the current king of shared universes, but competition is coming. Whether that competition has a real chance is something I hope to find out. In Part Two of my oddyssey through the shared universe concept, I'm taking a look at the Marvel properties owned by 20th Century Fox. That being the X-Men and Fantastic Four. While right now it's unknown whether or not the upcoming F4 reboot will even be successful, and if it will cross over with the X-Men should that happen, I'm going to act as if it's part of this universe Fox is developing. The reason? Fox knows it'll gain more in the long run if they take advantage of all the superheroes they have. So let's get theorizing, shall we?

The Story So Far: In regards to what's canon with this universe, it's a little complicated. As of this writing there have been seven X films released (five core films and two Wolverine spin-offs). Because of Days of Future Past, the events of the original X trilogy and both Wolverine movies have been retconned out of existence, in favor of a new timeline (think Back to the Future II or the 2009 Star Trek reboot). So technically, only two X films (First Class and Days of Future Past) are canon going forward.

However, we have one main X film and three more spin-offs in active development. In addition, should the F4 reboot take place in this new timeline, that also counts, as does the sequel that currently has a release date. There's also an "untitled Fox superhero film" scheduled for 2018. For those keeping track, that's 2 films so far with 4 X films, 2 F4 films, and one mystery film coming. Also, the two previous F4 movies and the Daredevil and Elektra films have no bearing on this timeline. Make sense? Doesn't matter, moving on. 

Predictions


The Fantastic Four (August 7, 2015)- So let's assume I'm right, and the new F4 film is set in the same universe as the rectonned X-Men films. Obviously the X films are period pieces, while F4 is modern day. Here's my basic plan for making this work, assuming Fox is serious about making a shared universe out of X-Men and the F4. And yes, I know they've said that for the time being they're "separate universes", but I don't really buy that. As long as they have F4, Fox will try and tie them into their more successful property. But in accordance with what I've said before, a film must work on its own before tying into a larger universe. 

Whether standalone or part of a universe, this film has an uphill battle. Between the controversy surrounding the plot, casting and character changes, many fans have written this off as a flop. Granted, every previous attempt to bring the F4 to life has failed (creatively at least). But let's see what we definitely know. The new film is set in modern day and is partially based on the Ultimate comics. We also know Doctor Doom and Mole Man are the villains, and that Doom is an anti-social blogger named Victor Domashev. We also know the Storms are African American, and Susan Storm was adopted into the family, thus making her and Johnny foster siblings. Aside from that, we know next to nothing. 

Okay, let's start theorizing. If this is based on the Ultimates run, then it makes sense for the team's powers to come from experimenting with a portal to the Negative Zone dimension. This would also allow an origin different enough from the first 2 films to not be considered a total retread (cough Amazing Spider-Man cough). Domashev may be a blogger, but he could still be a member of the Latverian royal family who's really good with tech and wants to inspire a revolution through social media. 

Domashev, Mole Man, and our four heroes all work at the Baxter Building think tank under Dr. Storm, trying to open the N-Zone portal. Doom tampers with the project, wanting to use it to his own ends. Everyone is teleported through the N-Zone and emerges with powers, the result of exposure to extradimensional energy. The Four are quarantined, while Doom returns to Latveria and uses his emerging powers (let's say he can control technology at will) to become its ruler. 

He creates an army of Doombots, and with asistance from Mole Man, attacks the F4 to get his hands on the portal tech. Doom hopes to expand his empire to envelope the entire world by reopening the portal, saying he glimpsed creatures on the other side. The Four embrace their powers and defeat Doom, who's sucked into the portal. Throughout the film, the Four are seen as freaks and associated with mutants, before earning the public's respect by defeating Doom. An end credits scene will reveal the X-Men exist, and timeline wise this takes place closer to the future segment at the end of Future Past. 


Deadpool (February 12, 2016)- Well here's a film we definitely know will be a part of the X-Men universe! Deadpool's finally getting a proper film treatment. We know this because Ryan Reynolds is coming back, the script's been online for years, and it's been confirmed to redo his origin (since Origins Wolverine has been retconned). Assuming that same script or a variation of it will be the story, we'll see Deadpool flashback to his beginnings with the Weapon X project before battling a team of mutant mercenaries. 

Honestly, the plot could be about anything. I don't want to theorize too much, and only predict that the film will be aboslutely insane. The leaked test footage that got the film greenlit can pretty much attest to that. Here's what I will predict: the film will end with Deadpool being recruited by Cable to join X-Force. It'd also be pretty cool, keeping with DP's metahumor, to have him comment on the pressure of being in a shared universe before this team-up happens. Sort of a self-aware parody of the Nick Fury scene from Iron Man. In terms of tone, Deadpool needs to be zany and over-the-top. With superheroes the leading Hollywood genre, this is the perfect film to satirize the whole thing. Make it happen, Fox. 


X-Men: Apocalypse (May 27, 2016)- This film will be insane. Bryan Singer is returning to direct, with Oscar Isaac the titular villain, in a film set in the '80s that will end the First Class trilogy in destructive style. We know Xavier, Magneto, Mystique, Beast, and Quicksilver are coming back. Wolverine will most likely join them, if that Future Past cliffhanger is anything to go by. We also have a short list of actors for younger versions of Cyclops, Jean Grey, and Storm, meaning they're definitely in. Now here's some serious speculation. I think Angel and Nightcrawler will be in the film as well, and Singer's just keeping things quiet. Nightcrawler will be a teen, and it'll be revealed Mystique and Azazel are his parents. Angel will be recruited alongside Scott, Jean, and Storm. 

So we now have Xavier leading a team of X-Men that includes Beast, Scott, Storm, Jean, Angel, Quicksilver, and Nightcrawler. Mystique has Logan in custody and is currently running the Weapon X program under the guise of Stryker. Magneto's off on his own, doing Magneto things. Apocalypse, an ancient mutant Pharoah, awakens after sensing the timeline disruption from Future Past. He uses the Weapon X program and Mystique as pawns to create his new Four Horseman. Logan is one of them, with his transformation being the new timeline's explanation for his adamantium. Angel will also be captured and turned into Death, complete with blue skin and metal wings. Magneto and Jean can be the other two, with Jean slowly turning into her Dark Phoenix persona (Singer never got to properly do that arc, so here's his chance.)

Mystique goes back to Charles, allowing her to reconnect with Beast and get to know the son she abandoned. Scott, in love with Jean, is dead set on getting her back. Redemption and fighting off your inner demons will be the running theme. By film's end, all of Apocalypse's Horsemen will be freed, and help the X-Men defeat the evil mutant. He will be believed dead, and everyone will be together in the X-Mansion. At film's end, we learn this was all being told to Logan by Xavier after he woke up at the end of Future Past. In a credits scene, we learn that Apocalypse was only defeated but not destroyed. He returns again, determined to get back at the X-Men and take over the world. 


Gambit (October 7, 2016)- If I ever needed proof that Fox wants a shared X-Men universe, it's this. Deadpool and Apocalypse were a long time coming, but I never thought the Rajun Cajun would earn his own film. Then again, Gambit is one of the more popular X-Men, with a backstory perfect for film. Plus, like DP, Fox has the benefit of ignoring the previous version from Origins. All we know about this film is the release date and that Channing Tatum is playing Remy Labeau. That doesn't leave a lot to work with in terms of where this can go plotwise. But here's what I'm thinking. 

We'll follow Gambit growing up as a thief in New Orleans, learning of his mutant power to infuse objects with kinetic energy to make them explode. Mr. Sinister is the main villain, who approaches Gambit to join a team called the Marauders. Gambit is tricked into wiping out a race of subteranean mutants called the Morlocks, who he once lived with. Feeling immense guilt, Gambit turns against the Marauders and Sinister. By film's end, we learn Sinister is working for Apocalypse, who wanted the Morlocks extinguished as part of his plans to rid the world of weakness. Gambit is approached by Cable and Deadpool, to join their X-Force team with the sole purpose of destroying Sinister and Apocalypse. 


Wolverine 3 (March 3, 2017)- Aside from the return of Hugh Jackman (duh) and a release date, nothing is known about this film. However, I keep hearing "Old Man Logan" come up when talking of Wolverine comics to adapt, and this seems like a perfect time to do so. The only problem is a proper "Old Man Logan" film would be set in the MCU, with Red Skull, the Venom symbiote, Hawkeye, and the Hulk all huge players. Obviously things will have to change, but my proposal keeps to the basic story. 

Instead of a future where all the Marvel supervillains teamed up and won, this is a future inspired by the '90s "Age of Apocalypse" arc. After Days of Future Past, Apocalypse returns and attacks. The X-Men are killed, the Mansion is destroyed, and Apocalypse rules North America. Through Sinister and the Marauders, he has gathered an army of mutant followers. The more powerful mutants divide the country amongst themselves. Sabretooth, Logan's brother (the opening of Origins wasn't retconned) controls California, where Logan lives a quiet life with his family. He hasn't popped the claws in years. There should be a very post-apocalyptic/western feel to this, like if Logan was Clint Eastwood's character from Unforgiven dropped into the world of Mad Max. 

Victor's children (inspired by X-23 and Daken) come to collect Logan's rent and threaten to kill his family if he doesn't pay. Logan promises to get the money before the end of the month. A blind Gambit offers Logan money if he helps him travel the country and get to D.C., the seat of Apocalypse's power. After encountering various obstacles, they reach D.C. only to find Apocalypse set a trap. Gambit is killed, while Logan is tortured and injected with a techno-organic virus that converts his arm into a living metal. Apocalypse hopes to reaquire Logan as one of his Four Horseman. 

Logan escapes and flees D.C., only to find his family dead when he returns. Popping the claws for the first time in years, Logan kills X-23 and Daken before entering a final duel with Sabretooth. He kills his brother, before setting out on his own. Logan is contacted by a group of mutants resisting Apocalypse, who have been alerted to his actions in D.C. They are led by Bishop, Psylocke, and Blink, whose powers have been amplified so she can open portals through time. Desperate to escape this hellish future, Logan decides to form X-Force and prevent the Age of Apocalypse. With the virus threatening to consume his entire body, Logan takes the name Cable. I'm basically adapting Ultimate Cable, since I know Fox will want to keep Jackman involved as the series' poster boy. Cable will then go back in time to recruit Deadpool and Gambit, tying back into both of their films.


Fantastic Four 2 (June 2, 2017)- So let's once again assume a) that the first F4 film will be successful and b) that Fox does want an X-Men crossover. In this film, we find the Four opening another N-Zone portal and exploring the dimension using the Fantasticar. They find a still alive Doom, who has teamed with Annhialus, the ruler of the N-Zone. Doom and Annhialus escape into our world with the intention of ruling it, and the Four have to stop them. A credits scene has Logan/Cable's X-Force (Psylocke, Bishop, Blink, Gambit, and Deadpool) reach out to the F4, asking for their help against the second coming of Apocalypse. 


Untitled Fox Superhero Film (July 13, 2018)- We know nothing about this film, other than it's a superhero film from Fox scheduled for 2018. It could very well be X-Force, since that film was under development a year ago. The problem is, all talk of X-Force ceased when its screenwriter, Jeff Wadlow, made a film called Kick-Ass 2 that tanked at the box office. Point being, I don't think this film is getting made. However, I liked the X-Force concept enough to include them as the SHIELD-like glue that holds this universe together. 

My personal theory for this film? It's a massive crossover, where the X-Men, X-Force, and Fantastic Four team up to prevent the Age of Apocalypse from happening. This'll have Bryan Singer directing, and be one last hurrah for the old cast of X-Men (Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry, etc. etc.) Future Past could've been that if not for the retconned ending with all of them alive. In terms of how this plays out, I'd just like it to end with Apocalypse finally destroyed and the Age of Apocalypse/Old Man Logan timeline retconned away. But we don't see the new future that came about, just Cable, Bishop, Blink, and Psylocke fading from existence.

Logan could even die here, so Hugh Jackman can end his esteemed career as Wolverine on a high note. So what of the future? Well, you could eventually bring Wolvie back as a Weapon X clone and recast him. In the meantime, focus on the other X-Men and keep the continuity going, but just recast. Use future tech to justify more comic book elements. Go to space and introduce the Shi'ar (Fox'll need to compete with Marvel and DC's cosmic stuff). Maybe do variations of the "House of M" or "Phalanx" arcs. Take advantage of the F4 characters. Make Doom a huge global threat. Re-introduce Silver Surfer and Galactus (consult the Ultimate Galactus trilogy). Make Onslaught a new overarching villain. Get the rights to Namor back from Universal and make him a giant baddie, given he's Marvel's first (published) mutant and has history with the F4. Between the two properties, the possibilities are endless. 


Can It Work? As I've just gotten through saying, there's a lot of potential here for a "second MCU" based just on the F4 and X-Men. Hell, if F4 bombs and goes back to Marvel, the X-Men alone have enough characters and stories to create a shared universe. While it would be great to see both of these properties back at Marvel, Fox's recent successes with First Class, The Wolverine, and Days of Future Past show they can at least handle the X-Men properly. F4 is another story, and its success or failure may determine whether a shared universe with both teams is possible. But there are definitely enough characters to expand the universe, and they all have interesting stories that mix in different genres and flavors to prevent things from becoming stagnant. Basically, I can see it happening. 

At the very least, Fox needs to keep making quality X films, and make sure they maintain a consistent continuity now that their timeline's straightened out. A shared X-Men universe is definitely a possibly. A shared X-Men/F4 universe less so, but it could still happen depending on the reboot's quality. The potential for awesome films would be even greater in that scenario, but it's hard to say since the F4 film hasn't dropped yet. We've only begun to see what an expanded X-Men film universe can offer us. Come 2016, we'll know for sure. As long as Fox keeps up the good work with their X films, they could have a superhero universe to rival Marvel's. And, should they get their act together, DC's. That will be the subject of tomorrow's entry, where we see whether bringing the Justice League to our screens is really possible. 

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Consider the Shared Universe Part I: Marvel


Since my "sabbatical" from blogging, I've missed out on a lot of nerd news. Yes, I sound like a broken record at this point for doing this pretty much every semester. No, I don't care, because college is demanding. But now I have a chance to talk about all this news, and it's actually still relevant since it pertains to all the films I'm hyping up this year. I've written extensively on this blog about the shared universe trend that has hit Hollywood. Since most of it comes off as reacting to Internet news with fanfic, it's also pretty repetitive. So you'll forgive me if what I'm about to propose sounds pretty similar.

I've decided that if the "shared universe" is going to be a permanent fixture in Hollywood for the immediate future, some ground rules need to be laid. Therefore, I'm taking a look at the various shared universes Hollywood is developing. I will incorporate some fanfic-y elements by predicting how these shared universes could conceivably work. I will then provide commentary on whether or not they WILL work, given the history of these franchises and the intent behind them. Since I've already devoted a series to dissecting the effectiveness of trilogies, I figured a shared universe series is the next step. Hopefully the intention behind this will make it different from my past dissections of the shared universe. At any rate, I feel like the flood of information we've gotten these past few months makes such a series ideal. So let us begin with the franchise that started this trend-Marvel.

The Story So Far: Marvel has released ten films as of this writing, along with five short films and two TV series. In development are eleven more films and five Netflix shows, all of which are expected to expand the universe in new and exciting ways.

Predictions


Agent Carter- Marvel's latest show is set just after Captain America: The First Avenger, following SSR Agent Peggy Carter as she navigates a sexist post-WWII environment and helps form SHIELD. The show only has two episodes released so far (expect my review when the series is completed). From what I've seen, the show will tease who Peggy ultimately marries, solidify her relationship with Howard Stark, and possibly introduce a young Hank Pym to help set up this year's Ant-Man. Anton Vanko is also involved, so the show might explain how Vanko is caught by Howard and banished, setting up Iron Man 2. The human Jarvis is also involved, which may factor into Howard and Tony's motivations for basing an A.I. off of him (important as the A.I. Jarvis becomes Vision in Age of Ultron). 

Agents of SHIELD- The first half of season 2 has seen a huge burst in quality, including Peggy Carter in flashbacks and a continuing battle with HYDRA. We've learned that Skye is really Daisy Johnson, aka Quake, her father is Calvin Zebo aka Mr. Hyde, and that her mother was an Inhuman. Yes, we've introduced the Inhuman mythology, as well as name dropped the Kree from Guardians. Aside from interviews stating the season will eventually tie into (and maybe set up) Ultron, the long game may be to further the cosmic Kree mythology of Guardians and 2018's Inhumans. Depending on the show's longevity, we could see the characters continue either in the films (Civil War anybody?) or the Netflix shows. Speaking of which...


Netflix Defenders (Daredevil, AKA Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist)- We know Daredevil is hitting this April, and the other shows are coming sometime thereafter. Daredevil is Charlie Cox, Kingpin is Vincent D'Onofrio, Jess Jones is Krysten Ritter, and Luke Cage is Mike Colter. Iron Fist has yet to be cast. In terms of how this will play out, I see each show obviously going through the origins of each hero before they team up as the Defenders. Daredevil and Jones got their powers from the same toxic waste incident. Jones marries Cage. Cage and Iron Fist become best friends. These connections are enough for the characters to all team up, possibly against Kingpin. Should they ever make it to the films, I could see them participating in Captain America: Civil War as part of Cap's resistance. If that doesn't pan out, they should at least show up for Infinity War. 


Avengers: Age of Ultron (May 1, 2015)- We've had two trailers released thus far for Joss Whedon's comic book epic. Based on what we've seen and what I've gathered from interviews, plus the broad strokes of Phase Three from the announced film slate, here's my basic plot prediction. Tony Stark and Bruce Banner create Ultron by combining the Iron Legion tech, a dormant A.I. created by Howard Stark and Hank Pym, and salvaged Chitauri tech. 

Ultron goes rogue, eventually upgrades himself with Vibranium from Wakanda. This introduces Ullysses Klaw (Andy Serkis, from the trailers) and Black Panther (he would cameo to set up his role in Civil War). The Twins will help set up the Inhumans instead of being mutants, while JARVIS becomes Vision. By film's end, Thor will return to Asgard, Hulk will either be shot into space or wander the Earth (following the Hulkbuster fight), and the remainder of the team will be divided depending on whether they follow Cap or Tony. The Superhuman Registration Act is proposed. 


Ant-Man (July 17, 2015)- We know from the trailer and Entertainment Weekly feature that Hank Pym will recruit Scott Lang, fresh out of prison, to steal his former protege Daren Cross's Yellowjacket suit. Hank and the late Janet/Wasp's daughter Hope will assist. I'm thinking Cold War flashbacks will show Hank and Janet as the original Avengers, and will reveal Hank's role in helping Howard invent the prototype Ultron A.I. Hope will eventually become the new Wasp. By film's end, Tony will recruit Hank, Scott, and Hope into a new, government sponsored Avengers team to help back the SRA. 


Captain America: Civil War (May 6, 2016)- I'm entering uncharted territory here since Phase Two hasn't ended yet, but here's my prediction based on the comics arc and what we do know. Cap, Falcon, Sharon Carter, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Twins will be the anti-Reg team, possibly with assistance from Bucky, the Defenders (or at least Daredevil) and Coulson's SHIELD team. Tony and Pym will lead the pro-Reg team, with War Machine, Vision, Ant-Man, Wasp, and Black Panther in the roster. As I've said, Hulk and Thor aren't involved. 

Pym may be an advisor, or may use Cross's Yellowjacket tech, or maybe even invent the Giant-Man formula. Considering the Sony Hack reveal that Spider-Man might be involved, I'm guessing if they do manage to sneak him in, he'd be a rookie influenced by Tony to join the pro-Reg team. I'll offer more thoughts on that later in the series, but it'd be great to see Tony and Pym present Peter with the Iron Spider suit. Eventually Black Panther and Vision (and Peter if there) will switch sides. Cap will surrender to Tony after a lengthy battle. The entire SRA is revealed to be a plot by HYDRA, set up by either Baron Zemo or a ressurected Red Skull. On orders, Crossbones shoots Cap. With Cap believed dead, Bucky takes up the mantle. 


Doctor Strange (November 4, 2016)- Benedict Cumberbatch plays the Sorcerer Supreme (!!!) in Marvel's first foray into fantasy. I expect the origin, either as the main arc or in flashbacks. Given Strange's jurisdiction, if he's already established during the Civil War, he'll be neutral (like in the comics). I'd have him fighting Baron Mordo, who's trying to retrieve the Eye of Agomotto for his master Dormannu. The Eye is revealed to be an Infinity Stone, either the Soul or Time Gem. Strange will end up fighting Mordo and Dormannu in the finale and keeping the Stone safe. 


Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (May 5, 2017)- The Guardians may have only had a limited comics run, but given the films are using them to showcase Marvel's cosmic lore, the story could be anything. I'd like the true identity of Star-Lord's father to be adressed, since it sure as hell aint J'Son, Emperor of Spartoi. Starfox (Thanos's brother), Starhawk (a quantum energy being and original Guardians comic member) or Adam Warlock/Magus seem like ideal candidates. 

My personal prediction: Magus (Warlock's evil self) leads the Universal Church of Truth in an attack on the cosmos. Thanos has lent Nebula and another of his adopted daughters, Moondragon, out to him. Moondragon is revealed to be Drax's very alive daughter. Family will be a recurring motif, with Moondragon choosing between her real father Drax (and his surrogate family the Guardians) or her adopted father Thanos. If Magus is Star-Lord's dad, Peter will undergo a similar arc. By film's end, Magus will be redeemed as Adam Warlock, and he and Moondragon will join the Guardians as their newest members. If Hulk is shot into space at the end of Ultron, the Guardians running into him either as part of the plot or in a credits scene would be a nice twist. 


Thor: Ragnarok (July 28, 2017)- This film is described as wanting to do for Thor what Winter Soldier did to Cap. In that vein, I'd like the Nine Realms to be plunged into destruction, with Surter and Muspelheim the main villains. Loki, as Odin, will betray Asgard to Surter. Sif and the Warriors Three will have more characterization, and the Earth characters won't be involved (maybe a mention at best). Appearances from Hela, Enchantress, Executioner, the Midgard Serpent, and Beta Ray Bill would be awesome, but that sounds like a packed film to me. Ultimately, it should end with Asgard decimated and Thor believed dead. Loki will use the chaos as a distraction to give the Tesseract and Infinity Gauntlet to Thanos. Since Loki's confirmed for Infinity War, I'm guessing Thanos will take Loki with him as his new advisor to replace the Other. 


Black Panther (November 3, 2017)- Again, this all depends on how much T'Challa and Wakanda are involved in the stories of Ultron and Civil War. But if my guesstimates are right, I'd say the film will involve T'Challa trying to go from a prince to king of Wakanda. He will try to defend his nation from Ulysses Klaw, who will try to obtain Vibranium for HYDRA. Man-Ape could also be involved as a collaborator of Klaw's trying to usurp the throne. It would be cool if by the end, T'Challa dissolves Wakanda's monarchy and ends its isolationist policies. He will then leave to join Bucky's anti-reg Avengers team, possibly as co-leader. 


Avengers: Infinity War Part I (May 4, 2018)- The beginning of the end for the MCU. With Captain Marvel and The Inhumans released afterward, I'd say this is the start of a four-part finale to Phase Three, despite Infinity War being a two-parter. In broad strokes, I'd say the Civil War is still going on. Bucky and T'Challa are leading the anti-Reg side, Tony and Pym the Pro-Reg. The Netflix Defenders should definitely be involved this time around. Spider-Man too if it's possible. The main arc of this film is how Thanos roams the galaxy collecting the rest of the Infinity Stones. 

Thanos decimates the Nova Corps to get the Power Stone. He gets the Reality Stone from the Collector and the Time or Soul Stone from the Guardians. Then he makes his way to Earth for Doc Strange's stone and the Mind Stone, currently nestled in Loki's sceptre with one of the Avengers teams. Thanos's arrival forces the two warring teams to stop fighting and agree to a summit to decide what to do. As part of his galactic rampage, Thanos destroys the Kree Empire. Captain Mar'Vehl is mortally wounded and ends up on Earth, meeting Carol Danvers. 


Captain Marvel (July 6, 2018)- Mar'Vehl passes his powers to Carol, who takes up his moniker as Captain Marvel. She is tasked with avenging Mar'Vehl's people, and goes into space to join the surviving Kree forces in a retaliation against Thanos. Thanos is now empowered by the full Infinity Gauntlet, and continues his galactic rampage. It's all part of his grand scheme to appease Death by causing as much destruction as possible. When the battle fails, Carol is told of the existence of a race of human/Kree hybrids on Earth who may help turn the tide. By film's end she heads for the city of Attilan to seek help from these "Inhumans."


Inhumans (November 2, 2018)- Carol arrives at Attilan, while the Twins seek out the city looking for the truth about their powers. They will learn of the Inhumans' origin and meet the royal family, including Crystal, Medusa, and Black Bolt. Crystal will fall for Quicksilver, enraging her fiancee Maximus, who is Black Bolt's brother. Maximus will betray the location of Attilan to the Kree, who hoped Carol would convince the Inhumans to act as soldiers in their war against Thanos. Carol and the Twins help the Inhumans fight the Kree, while Black Bolt fights Maximus. Black Bolt eventually agrees to assist Earth's heroes in fighting Thanos. 


Avengers: Infinity War Part II (May 3, 2019)- Here it is. The big one. The ultimate finale to Phase Three, possibly the MCU in general. Earth's heroes are united under the leadership of Adam Warlock (Hulk, Doc Strange, and the Guardians are drawn in as well). The first assault on Thanos fails. Eventually Cap and Thor join the fight, having been ressurected by one of the cosmic aspects (Maybe Infinity or Eternity) to help fight. Their presence improves the heroes' morale, and they renew their attack. I can see it going like the Infinity Gauntlet comics arc, with Cap being the last hero standing against Thanos and Thanos abandoning his body to merge with the universe. 

Nebula and Loki betray Thanos in a mad scramble to get the gauntlet. Eventually Thanos is defeated and the gauntlet and stones destroyed. The SRA is rendered null and void on Earth, and a new team of Avengers is formed with Bucky, Carol and T'Challa leading the charge, with Tony, Steve, and Thor giving them their blessing. Tony and Steve rebuild SHIELD and co-lead it, while Thor rebuilds Asgard and becomes its new king. This allows the MCU to end on a note of closure but still leave a lot open to do a Phase Four, only with the "new guard" of heroes taking focus off the older Avengers. Further Captain Marvel, Black Panther, Captain America (with Bucky), and Guardians films can follow, possibly with more Iron Man (have Rhodey take over) and Hulk films. Leader and Mandarin need some love, damnit! Also, should Spidey finally come home, this is the opportune time to give him more solo films, only set in the MCU with a rebooted continuity. 


Can It Work? Absolutely. While a lot of what I've outlined is conjecture based on what I know mixed with comics knowledge, Marvel has done a fantastic job seeding their films and shows with concepts that will pay off down the line. Revealing their Phase Three slate was a masterstroke, as we now know the basic plan for the remainder of the MCU. The fact that Marvel has their plan is the first sign that a shared universe can work for them. The second and more telling sign is their focus on expanding the universe through the introduction of more varied characters. We have an African and female hero coming, with more cosmic and earthbound adventures as well. 

The main way a shared universe can work is if audiences care about all or most aspects of this world. The only way to do that is to believe in the characters. Different characters occupying their own parts of the world, in adventures based on different genres (spy thriller, heist film, gritty crime noir, sci-fi, space opera, fantasy, period piece, etc. etc.) ensures longevity, and that each installment offers something new for audiences. As long as Marvel sees the potential in their characters and expands the universe naturally through them, this shared universe can go on forever. 

If anything can hinder them, it's the possibility of genre saturation. Superheroes may be a hot commodity now, but eventually audiences may grow bored of them. Marvel may buck this trend because they realize that their films can reflect different genres, making each film feel different. But even with this, audiences may hate the growing continuity of the films and how they need to follow 20 movies and 5 TV shows to make sense of anything. 

However, Marvel seems really smart about offering films that pay tribute to their continuity while acting as standalone adventures. See Guardians for the best recent example. That's another key element to the success of a shared universe: standalone stories can expand the lore just as much as continuity heavy stories. Films in a shared universe should function as films first and jigsaw pieces second. As the trend setters, Marvel has been around long enough to make mistakes and learn from them while putting a shared universe together. 

They had a few roadblocks in Phase One and early Phase Two, but now seem to have a firm grasp on what makes the concept so appealing and effective. As long as Marvel keeps taking risks on new genres and characters, sticks to their direction, and crafts standalone stories in their expanding narrative, they will continue finding success. Tomorrow I will look at the ever X-panding X-Men universe, and how effective it can be in following Marvel's footsteps. 


Saturday, January 10, 2015

The Year Without Roads Part Two: The Future Is Now


I had to go back in time for my retro review of 2014 in film. With my odyssey in the past complete, it's time I came back to the future, to look forward to the wealth of films being released. As I've said before, there's a number of high profile blockbusters coming out, the majority of which are sequels. While there's a very good chance any or all of these films could be terrible, I'm still pumped beyond belief. So without further ado, here are my top 15 hyped films for 2015, with some honorable mentions thrown in as well.

Numbers 15-11: Mildly Hyped


15. The Fantastic Four- So me, the superhero nerd, has the new F4 movie as my least hyped film of 2015. Make no mistake, I am hyping this up. Only I'm doing so very, very cautiously. Things like Michael B. Jordan playing the Human Torch don't bug me (personally I think he'll own the role). Things like making Doctor Doom an angry blogger do (I mean, I get it. Bloggers are petty and hateful. Ha ha. Give me the magic wielding, third person speaking Latverian dictator, you Hollywood assholes). The complete lack of promotion from Fox this late in the game also doesn't inspire any confidence. Marvel's First Family hasn't faired well on film yet, and I don't see how they can this time. BUT, the Four are well casted, and Josh Trank is a proven director after Chronicle. I'll still hype this, just with reservations.


14. Terminator: Genisys- Like F4, the new Terminator film has me cautiously optimistic. Arnold's back? Check. Danaerys Targaryen and the Eleventh Doctor are among the cast? Check. A Star Trek-esque timeline retcon that wipes away T3 and T4? Check and mate. Too bad T1 and T2 have to be wiped away as well. And maybe I'd be fine with that, if the trailer didn't show how they're just planning to take the best elements of the first two films and mix them together. While it's great to see a T-1000 again, I just don't know what to make of this. I see a lot of potential for this to be great, and what I've seen so far hasn't been terrible. I just don't see the logic in tampering with two classic films yet relying solely on their iconography to sell this. I don't want another Star Trek Into Darkness. But the central premise of an older Arnie model raising Sarah Connor is intriguing, so I'll keep an eye out.


13. Furious 7- I don't usually care much for the Fast and Furious series. In fact, as of this writing I've only seen the first four, when a lot of people cite Fast Five and Fast and Furious 6 as the best of the series. But I have paid attention to the francise's comeback, and like that the narrative's finally acknowledged Tokyo Drift (it wasn't the best of the ones I've seen, but it always bugged me the series never really acknowledged it). I put this higher up than F4 and T5 because the trailer does look ridiculously fun. Not only does it make me want to watch the fifth and sixth films, but it makes me want to pay respects to the late Paul Walker. I saw the third and fourth films in theaters, so seeing this wouldn't be much of a stretch. Not terribly excited for it, but I'm hyping it up nonetheless. 


12. Chappie- Here's my take. District 9 was awesome. Elysium was not. But this looks really promising. Shartlo Copey as a childlike robot is a great concept, and Hugh Jackman's inclusion is a good sign. This looks like a much more human affair after the lofty Elysium, and seems to offer a similar brand of sci-fi action and visuals mixed with intelligent subtext that made District 9 so fantastic. I'm definitely looking forward to this, since Neil Blonkmap still has a lot of potential as a director. But I'm also a little nervous that it'll be a huge letdown the way Elysium was. Here's hoping Chappie tugs at the heartstrings and delivers in every way.


11. Tomorrowland- I never thought we'd be getting another film based on a Disney ride. Well, here it's not so much a ride but a mini theme park. Regardless, the reason I'm hyping this so much is the talent backing it. George Clooney and Hugh Laurie, plus Brad Bird as director? That immediately puts this on my radar. While The Iron Giant and The Incredibles proved Bird can do animated sci-fi, the fourth Mission: Impossible showed he can definitely handle live action. Now we have a mysterious little film with a tantalizing first trailer, and it's made me all the more intrigued. At the very least, I'm glad we're getting something in 2015 with jetpacks in it.

Numbers 10-6: Very Hyped


10. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part Two- While part one wasn't fantastic the way Catching Fire was, it was perfectly serviceable from a filmmaking standpoint. I expect the finale to the Hunger Games saga to be fully action packed, and hopefully make some improvements on the weaker aspects of the book. J-Law and company deserve to go out in style, and since I've followed the films from the very beginning, it's only fitting I bid a proper farewell to Katniss Everdeen and the world of Panem.


9. The Good Dinosaur- It is so good to see Pixar making original films again. Granted, their last original effort Brave didn't wow me like I expected. But that doesn't mean Pixar can't bounce back. While we don't have a trailer yet, the film's premise about a dinosaur and his pet human sounds great. Here's hoping the film doesn't make the company extinct (and it better not. I want my Incredibles 2).


8. Inside Out- For the first time in history, we're getting double the Pixar in one year. This film definitely has more potential, given it's about personified emotions controlling the mind of a young girl. The trailers have been fantastic so far, and with such an out-there concept, it seems Pixar is finally taking risks again. Even if Good Dinosaur fails later in the year, should this film fly, Pixar will at least have gained some redemption. I'd love for Joy to be the primary emotion coming out of this, instead of Disgust. But who knows? I may end up liking Disgust better.


7. The Hateful Eight- I think the poster says it all. It's the new film from Quentin Tarantino! And another western, on top of that. Djano Unchained was one of my favorite films of 2012, so another Tarantino western can only be a good thing. This film almost wasn't made after the script was leaked around Hollywood, but Tarantino has decided to move ahead with the film anyway. And boy am I glad he did. Kurt Russel, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tim Roth, and Sam Jackson are set to star, with a story about bounty hunters, criminals, and Civil War vets stuck together in a cabin during a blizzard. Such a premise is perfect for Tarantino, and since he has yet to make a technically bad movie (Death Proof nonwithstanding) we should be in for a treat here. 



6. Mad Max: Fury Road- Swapping Braveheart for Bane may seem like an odd choice, but it's still exciting to see Max Rocktanowsky again. The trailer was simply phenomenal, and given the return of the original director and adherence to the aesthetic of the original films, this could be a successful comeback. Whatever the outcome, I can't help but get pumped up for the return of the Road Warrior.

Top Five: Beyond Hyped



5. Spectre- Bond is back! Daniel Craig keeps up his mostly amazing run as the world's greatest spy, and I'll definitely be there to see him take on his classic enemies, the terrorist organization SPECTRE. It also helps we get Christoph Waltz, Drax, and Sherlock's Jim Moriarty as the villains. Skyfall returned Bond to the suave superspy we all know and love, and this film looks to keep that momentum. I can't wait for 007 to grab a shaken (not stirred) martini and get back to work.


4. Ant-Man- Guardians and Avengers proved Marvel can go big, but can they succeed at going small? The recently released teaser trailer showed promise but also seemed off. Is that from bad marketing, or the sign of an inferior final product? Given the troubled production history (still pissed Edgar Wright left) this could very well be Marvel's first real stinker. Then again, people said the same thing about Guardians, and that turned out great. The Ant-Man and Yellowjacket suits look badass, and the father-daughter and heist aspects are new territory for the MCU. Here's hoping the world's smallest hero makes it big.


3. Jurassic World- The original Jurassic Park is a bonafide classic, so it's not too surprising its sequels couldn't measure up. This long gestating fourth installment also had a troubled development history, but everything I've seen so far has been very promising. Complaints about hybrid dinos and trained raptors aside, this looks to capture the original's magic. Plus there's Chris Pratt, so that's got to be worth something. I'm glad life found a way, but I hope the filmmakers knew what they had before they patented it, packaged it, and starting selling it. It'd be a pity if, after careful consideration, I decided not to endorse this one. Okay, I'll stop with the puns.


2. Avengers: Age of Ultron- Holy hell I can't wait for this movie. The promise of Ultron alone is enough to ensure multiple viewings. But Nerd God Joss Whedon isn't content with just that. No, he has to give us Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, the Vision, and the freakin' HULKBUSTER suit too. For a Marvel uber nerd like me, this is simply paradise. Any other year, this would easily be my most hyped film. But to Disney's credit, they found a way to outnerd even Marvel...


1. Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens- I'm honestly still amazed this film is even happening. All my life I dreamed of this movie, yet never actually thought it'd be made. George Lucas's statement that the story ends after Sith and Jedi seemed pretty final. And yet here we are, a decade later, with this miracle of a film only 11 short months from reality. Director J.J. Abrams is a lifelong fan, and it shows in that amazing trailer he released last November. I'll happily take ten crossguard lightsabers if it means we get a quality Star Wars film again. To paraphrase Fanboys, this movie could very well suck. It could also be the greatest Star Wars film since Empire. But whatever the outcome, it'll be great to return to that galaxy far, far away again. The Force has indeed awakened, and I couldn't be more ready.

Honorable Mentions

1. Kingsman: The Secret Service- The director of Kick-Ass and X-Men: First Class doing a full-blown spy movie? With Colin Firth and Sam Jackson?? Count me in. 

2. Mission: Impossible 5- I haven't actually seen Ghost Protocol, but remember hearing really good things about it. Brad Bird may have moved on to Tomorrowland, but with the franchise stronger than ever, there's a good chance the fifth film could be a rip roaring adventure. 

3. Jupiter Ascending- An original sci-fi film from the duo who made The Matrix sounds fun. An original sci-fi film from the duo who made Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, and Speed Racer does not. But the visuals look good, the premise is interesting, and there's a very good chance this could surprise a lot of people. It isn't really on my radar right now, but it very well could be depending on the reception. 

4. The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water- I grew up with the sponge, and was there for his first film back in 2004. I consider that the last quality adventure for Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and the gang, but the trailer for this was actually not bad. Maybe it'll signal a return to quality for the series and jokes for both kids and adults. I highly doubt it, but for nostalgia's sake, I may check it out. 

4. Hot Tub Time Machine 2- I enjoyed the first film, and this looks....not sucky. Here's hoping the guys from the original going to the future instead of the past actually heralds some laughs. 

5. Ted 2- Like Hot Tub, it'd be nice if this sequel lived up to the original, but I have my doubts. I hear Mcfarlane dropped the ball with A Million Ways to Die in the West, and all his shows have dropped in quality as of late. Hoping for the best and expecting the worst with this one. 

6. Minions- An origin movie for the insanely popular, one eyed yellow misfits? It'll be great for kids, no doubt. I just don't know if they can succeed on their own without Gru. 

7. Pixels- In a plot taken straight from a Futurama short (I know it's based on a YouTube sketch, just pointing out similarities), slackers must save the world from aliens who attack using arcade game characters. The posters are great, and this does show promise based on story. Peter Dinklage is also involved, which is great. What prevents this from making my "most hyped" list is the presence of Adam Sandler, who hasn't been funny since the early 2000's. Maybe Sandler will redeem himself, but I doubt it. 

8. Crimson Peak- Guillermo Del Toro's next directorial effort, starring Tom Hiddleston, who owns a creepy haunted house. I'm not much of a horror guy, but the actor-director pedigree is enough to "peak" my interest (Get it? Get it? Ok, I'll stop the puns). 

9. The Peanuts Movie- Come on, it's Charlie Brown! My childhood self may demand me to see this, regardless of quality. I can't really pass up a chance to see Snoopy and Woodstock on the big screen, can I?

10. The Martian- Ridley Scott returns to sci-fi with a film about astronaut Matt Damon, who's stranded on Mars. It has the makings of greatness, if not for the fact that Ridley Scott hasn't made a generally good film in years. His last sci-fi effort Prometheus didn't wow me, so we'll see.  

It's unfortunate we've finally gotten to 2015, and there's still a lack of hoverboards. But if these films are even half as good as I hope they are, I can at least feel like I live in a world where we don't need roads. Here's to 2015, and a bright future ahead for movies and nerddom in general.